dressing for black friday

Waking up at 4am in hopes of being able to purchase a 42" flat screen TV for $200 calls for some serious planning. You want an outfit you can throw on with eye boogers still in your eyelashes, yet comfortable enough to take on a middle aged woman in a tug of war for the doorbuster cashmere sweater. While most of my Black Friday shopping this year entails sitting in front of a computer at midnight and clicking like a neurotic on an upper, here's what I plan on wearing to the outlets later today.



T by Alexander Wang tee - super soft and slouchy that you can wear it to bed.
T by Alexander Wang ruched skirt - comfortable and fitted so you'll be able to snag the offhand hottie who was dragged out to the malls by his mom to carry shopping bags
Balenciaga cut out boots (similar here) - to protect foot tramplers and also as a potential weapon if needed
BCBG jersey jacket (similar here) - warm with pockets for your phone and cards




Notice that I don't have a bag. Why? Because you need both of your hands - one to battle and one to snatch. Also, be prepared to run. You never know who else might be as crazy as you.