1. Americans like to label themselves by their work. On Saturday, after surviving the rapture, I was asked this question no less than six times. I gave a different answer each time. There are only so many times I can say, "a jack of all trades, master of none" without sounding like a cliche. I wonder what this woman says when she gets asked that. Do socialites actually claim themselves as socialites? I said that (somewhat jokingly) to a stranger and his face went like O_O.
2. Raise your hand if the idea of the rapture freaked you out and prevented you from getting a good night's sleep. Okay, so it was just me. Can I move somewhere there aren't religious activists? How about that space in the middle of Australia?
|I love the facade of Ryan's apt. complex.|
|Greasiest place in America.|
|How much more literal can chili cheese fries get?|
|Later, Ryan mashed the leftover chili and cheese and ate it. Cheese is not supposed to be that color.|
|The bar at the W Downtown.|