In the middle of writing a post about how I confronted a one night stand in order to get back a $20 belt I bought from H&M that I accidentally left after a series of bad decisions starting with tequila and PBR and ending in a Brooklyn loft that would've left the health inspector condemning anything within a five mile radius, I saw the Keri Hilson music video for
"Turnin Me On" - specifically the portion in which a man with a tight set of moobies (man boobies) makes his pecs dance (scroll to 00:43). Why can't I ever date guys who can do this? Furthermore, why can't my boobs do this?
I wore this to a wizard theme party. I promptly lost my wand that night, and rumor is that it has found a new master. Damn, this means that I won't be able to bewitch
T.I. out of jail so he can be my baby daddy.
dress.pantora on esty. shoes. pour la victoire. bag. street market in seoul.
hahahha best post/title ever?
ReplyDeleteDayummmmm, I want that dress... and that bag... and your courage to confront one night stands for your clothes back. All of those things make for such a perfect outfit :)
ReplyDeleteThat dress is absolutely fantastic!! And well down for going to get your belt back! Oh and T.I. will be out before we know it, he's served nearly all of the community service hours, house arrest and what not. Just needs to chill in prison for a year.
ReplyDelete"Furthermore, why can't my boobs do this?"
ReplyDeletethat is the funniest thing i've heard/read this week.
oh yes.. that night.
ReplyDeletei love the back of the dress!
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