Wednesday, April 29, 2009

get paid to fart

Found by Aubrey while browsing Craigslist.

Poot in my home (Atlanta, GA)


Date: 2009-04-28, 3:53PM EDT

I need a lady to fart around the ol' abode. I like the smell of a woman's farts and would like to use it as an "air freshener" so to speak, around my house. Unfortunatelly, they don't make or sell fart in a spray can. That Lysol and Fabreeze spray stuff is for the birds, and I just don't see how anybody wants to enhale those fruity smells! I want the repugnant aroma of natural gas from a woman's butt filling the rooms of my house. I will pay $100 per hour of physical labor it takes you to fill my house with your farts, and provide you with any milk, beans, or other fuel you may need.

Disclaimer: THIS IS A SERIOUS GIG. I am not responsible for any injuries or other medical problems that you may sustain from this activity.

12 comments:

  1. uhhhhh

    wow. really?? wow.
    not possible.

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  2. hahahahahaha ^-^
    I'll take Febreeze thank you.

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  3. I see nothing wrong with this posting. A girl's farts smells sweet. I personally like it when I'm eating out a girl's big ol' ass and she rips a powerful, loud, smelly fart right in my face. It feels great, and I just keep on licking in that bootyhole!

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  4. Oh wow. I'm now officially scared of craigslist.

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  5. Honestly, this sounds better than any of those UNPAID INTERNSHIPS IN THE GLAMOROUS WORLD OF ART AND FASHION posts. Because at least this pays you, even if you don't agree with his desires.

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  6. I laughed so hard I almost farted. = )

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  7. What's the big deal? I agree with the post. Girl farts smell pretty good, and he's paying pretty well. For $100 per hour, I'd fart, burp, sneeze, cough, pee, and shit till I pass out.

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  8. Say whaaaaaa?!! Seriously...my brain hurts from even attempting to rationalise what I just read.

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  9. hahaha that's ridiculous!!

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  10. WTF?? Man I think I will go and ask for someone to burp me the alphabet just cause.

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  11. HAHA this would be from atlanta. and when i thought we couldnt be anymore of a joke..

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