the hills are alive with the sound of music

Last night, Aubrey and I were indulging ourselves in a mid-week feast of Mrs. Winner's (Chicken and Biscuits) and "The Sound of Music," a classic musical that should only be watched when ill because how else can one deal with the high pitched voices of SEVEN children? Out of sheer boredom, we created a drinking game to help viewers cope with the whining.



Take a drink when...

- Maria touches her head.
- you see a cross.
- Liesl says Rolfe's name.
- the mean nun makes a bitchface at Maria.
- you realize there is no way in hell Liesl could pass as a 16-year-old.
- the children line up in a row.
- they sing a note you can't reach.
- the Captain makes a gayface at the camera.
- there is an innuendo that the Captain is banging the Baroness.
- you see a swastika.
- someone blows a whistle.
- TWO SHOTS and a stream of swear words for when Rolfe does the "Heil Hitler."