Because I refuse to believe that they are "for real." 90% of the time, I have to stop myself from indulging childish impulses. Examples, you ask? Taking off all my clothes and jumping into a mall fountain in my bra and underwear. Pranking unsuspecting family members with grade school gags. Telling graphic poop jokes. Have you heard of the missionary toilet paper?
The only time I ever attempt to play "adult" is when I get dressed. There's a sense of safety knowing that you can take it all off in a single instant and slap on your cut off Levi's and a slashed tank at any given second. You can't do that when you have a baby. Or a mortgage.
Converse by John Varvatos beige silk ruffle top
10 Crosby ikat shorts (in red)
Pour la Victoire tassel sandals
Celine bicolor pouch
Bonjour Kitten monogram headband (coming soon!)
[Row 2]: Marc by Marc Jacobs striped knit short, Madewell Sportshadow Panorama short, J. Crew 'Tiki' print short
[Row 3]: Delia's floral denim short, Elizabeth & James 'Oscar' printed silk short, Organic by John Patrick vintage short